Our team of investigators/detecives has worked tirelessly through the night to bring you the latest in our investigation. We have compiled compelling evidence of both method and motive behind the tragic death of G Amato. In Season 16 Episode 5, G Amato comments on the food at Great Terrace Manner:
Why is this suspicious you may ask? New has a well documented fine palette of taste. In Season 9, he made sure to hire the world renowned Chef John Lenard to provide premium food and refreshments to the historic Six Bag Cinemas project.
He reviewed the food and drink options as well throughout the season, complimenting the chef on the good while being scrutinous and critical of the bad, even eventually firing Chef John Lenard! One thing is for sure: New knows food!!! So why did G feel The Manor’s food was bad, but New, with his refined tastebuds, feel that the pudding was up to snuff? Allow us to divest for a moment… In Season 14 Episode 4, Gregg Turkington premieres a new segment called Collector’s Corner. It is at this time that we first get an eerie glimpse of the murder weapon, a can of cream of shrimp soup from Ma & Pa Kettle Go To Town (1950, 79 minutes):
However, the funds to amass such a collection did not come out of Gregg’s own pocket. In Season 14 Episode 9, it is revealed he used funds provided by G to produce the unfinished, unreleased Baboon movie to purchase these collectible items. G, however, is pleased and impressed by Gregg’s purchases, citing them as a “great investment opportunity”. These props were also used in the unfinished, unreleased Pep Boys Movie which increased their value greatly.
These good times would not last though. In Season 16 Episode 3, New must bring up the uncomfortable conversation of handling his father’s estate. G is adamant that the collection of movie props belongs to him as it was his money that was used to purchase them. Gregg on the other hand argues that as he was the Pep Boys Movie Prop Master, he procured the props as part of his job and was therefore entitled to the collection. New pleads with Gregg as his coworker to just give G the collection and promises that Gregg will get the collection back “at some point soon in the near future”. Gregg agrees to these terms and writes up a certificate as such, but New refuses to recognize the document as official.
It is our working theory that Gregg worked and conspired with Great Terrace Manner to KILL G AMATO and RECLAIM THE MOVIE PROP COLLECTION. The staff tampered with G’s food, making it horrendous to the tongue, driving G to dig into an expired can of Cream of Shrimp Soup in his room! With G’s death, Gregg would reclaim the collection and split the profits with his co-conspirators.
In order to move our work forward, we MUST gain the support of Pam Bomndi and the US DOJ. We need texts, phone calls, emails, all correspondence in and out of Great Terrace Manner and their staff as well as Gregg Turkington. The pieces of the puzzle are RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!! If we as small-time American investigators could wrangle up this evidence, we can only imagine that the great Pam Bondi and the United States Department of Justice have even more evidence to share. MRS. BONDI. PLEASE ANSWER THE CALL TO BRING JUSTICE TO THE VILLAINS BEHIND THIS CONSPIRASY. COLLABORATE WITH US AND RELEASE THE AMATO FILES SO WE CAN LET THE MEMORY OF G AMATO REST IN PEACE!!!
Here is some evidence related to the case of G Amato. We feel that the connection is OBVIOUS! But if you didn't get it, GREGG TURKINGTON!